I don't really know what made me think of this memory, but I laughed out loud when it came to mind.
A good 18 years ago I was in sixth grade, sitting at the lunch table finishing lunch. I think I was still fairly new in the school as I was sitting at the end of the table eating my lunch next to the "bad" boys of the class. I really didn't know where to sit those days, as I was a shy outcast.
I believe I had a brown bag lunch with a High C / punch drink. When all of a sudden one of the "bad" kids
hauched a
loogy onto his plastic spoon. As the spittle in question dangled from the spoon to the table,
everyone was
enthralled. I quietly sat there gaging. I gaged so bad that I thew up all over the table and then sat there in shock. I remember the kid with the spoon laughing at what his work of art, and then casually look around. Once he spotted my design on the table, he instantly jumped up from the table, jumped up and down with his arms and hands flapping. He also started to scream "
Ewe ewe ewe".
At that point I felt it was time to scrape up my mess and go wash up. I was so embarrassed, as some of the spill off landed on my new pants. No amount of washing in the bathroom could get rid of the red stain on my pants.
I don't know what ever happened after that, as I didn't have a nickname that I can recall.